binches:

i can’t believe that bernie sanders has an anger dome

(via humorrelated)

bob-belcher:

- There’s another name you might know me by…Star-Lord.
- Who?
- Star-Lord, man. Legendary outlaw?

(via ruinedchildhood)

onlinecounsellingcollege:

“There is nothing more beautiful than someone who goes out of their way to make life beautiful for others.”

— Mandy Hale

thebootydiaries:

Guy: hey u dropped ur wallet

Me: ok thanks

Guy: np

Me:

Guy:

My brother crawling out from the bushes: who is that guy? how did you meet him? stay away from guys like that

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via ruinedchildhood)